Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.
‘Poof! … God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ’God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river’
Poof! … God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river’
Poof! .. He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
6:35 am on August 1st, 2008 1
That is one of my favorites
3:28 pm on August 1st, 2008 2
Good one!
We’ve been trying to load our goats in the trailer to take to his parents. Nine of them are really tame and will walk right in, but the other two are wild. I kept telling him if we put the grain troughs in the trailer they’ll think we’re feeding and not trying to trick them by just throwing grain on the floor. He told me that wouldn’t work. So last night I did exactly that. The two wild ones walked around the trailer a few times then jumped in the back. I locked the gate and took them to the inlaws. Let a woman do it!